Well Alabama's Tim James doesn't have MY vote (doesn't matter, I am Canadian). I completely forgot that the US wasn't a multicultural nation. Watch as he threatens you to learn English.
Microchips in immigrants just like dogs? Welcome to Nazi-America.
Inserting an eel anally doesn't seem as fun as it sounds. It would be eel deadly if you ask me!
We all know that it's been scientifically proven that women and their wardrobes cause earthquakes, well apparently women with suntans are also a threat...tornadoes possibly?
First up are the magnetic wooden train sets that all of us rushed to during play time in Kindergarten. These were the epitome of cool. If you didn't play with this then you had to play with the giant blocks which weren't too cool.
I sadly admit that I had an epic rattail when I was a kid. I was proud of it too. Why my parents let me grow it, I will never know. I remember the day when my mom decided to cut it off. I wasn't happy at all. I kicked and screamed and cried all day. She at least let me keep the rattail which I hid inside my big-wheel. If you had a rattail, you were automatically a cool-kid.
Everyone remembers Banana-Flavoured Penicillin or "Banana Medicine". Like most people, I pretended that I was sick just to get it. I am almost positive that banana medicine is the main cause of drug addiction for people my age. Though cherry cough syrup was delicious, banana-medicine always had the edge. It was a sad day when we found out my dad was allergic to penicillin...we could no longer have it in fear that his head would swell up to the size of a basketball if we kissed him goodnight.
Glad to see more and more counter-protesters stepping up against the Westboro Church. It's an interesting read over at Colorado Daily
Comedic genius Robin Williams recently called Australians english rednecks. The Aussies took it with a grain of salt, however their PM told Williams to check out Alabama if he wants a clear indication of what true rednecks are. Of course, Alabamians overheard this and took offense and spat back comments towards PM Rudd (makes sense). However, to our delight, this has now turned into a giant redneck war. Personally, I don't see Australia as a redneck country (Williams was only telling a joke anyway and should have taken it on the chin like how most us Canadians do), however Alabama should tone down on the country bumpkin persona.
Well, Can't just NOT say something about Glenn Beck. Above is a picture of him jerking off the two invisible cocks of sacred Republican Party.
Lastly, a bit off-topic, but the day we pretend to care about the Earth came and went yesterday. I heard a lot of talk about the documentary 'The Cove'. It's a good documentary (a bit bias though) that attempts to expose the mistreatment of dolphins in Japan. As these soon to be extinct creatures begin to disappear, we all need to become aware of how much we depend on animals in the ocean. Last night, I watched an even better documentary called 'Sharkwater'. I was shocked at how WORSE these creatures are treated and no one seems to give a shit. THE GREAT WHITE SHARK IS ALMOST EXTINCT!
Here's a trailer for it:
I recommend watching both documentaries and try to do your best to raise awareness.
I'm speechless...why is this a fetish?! Where's the appeal! I can only say WTF.
Here's a wasted guy at Coachella trying so hard to put his sandles on. Sometimes after 50 drinks, even the simplest of tasks are the most difficult.
Finally, there is this clever response to an anti-abortion ad. I, myself am a proud Dad who feels so happy to have his daughter in his life, but the WTF goes to people spending money to place shitty propaganda ads around the city for the sole purpose of shoving their opinions and beliefs down people's throats. Most people don't give two-shits if you have a child or not, why should they care if you decide not to keep it. Touchy subject, yes, but people have the freedom to decide and without knowing the circumstance, people shouldn't judge someones decision.
